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Vital Matters

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Vital Matters

Hello lovely people!! It’s the weekend! Time to unwind and chill and for the creatives, get
those creative juices flowing for new experiences! So as we do that,

I would like to address a matter that most of us (and by most of us, I mean hopefully not just me) go through on a daily

basis. What do you really do when you go to the washroom?

  • Cry

This happens so many times, both in real life and in movies. A girl would just be

overwhelmed by emotions and rush to the washroom, close the stall and ball her eyes out.

And do you know why this happens. Well the washroom not only provides privacy, but also

water to clean up the tear stains as well as a mirror to fix up ze make up and continue to slay

throughout the day. “Jacky, you seem to have a lot of experience in this.” Ssshhhhhhh, others

might hear you.

Let me tell you something funny I used to do when I was younger, I used to cry in the

washroom, a lot, but I did my best not to make any sound so that no one else could hear me.

So it’s like I was miming with tears streaming down my face. Hehe…..

  •  Solo Dance Party!!

If you do have one of those days when you just feel stiff or anxious for no reason, then do go

into the washroom to get down to some imaginary music. No no, you are not mad. You just

know how to utilise. But I’m not talking about doing the splits, no. 24 carat magic by Bruno

Mars typa slaying. There’s nobody to impress, so just letting loose is all it’s about. Join us

today !

  • Going through ze phone

I don’t know if I’m the only one who does this, because I would be in there just scrolling

through Instagram and snap chat. Yet I’m already done. Yet I will stay there a couple more

minutes. Well a bit more than that, but the washroom is a judgement free zone so let’s keep it

that way. By the way, it may not be advisable to use your phone in there because it might slip

and fall inside the “water”. (From experience, don’t judge me…)

  • Letting out frustrations

Sometimes we all need an outlet. Well my friend, let me introduce you to the washroom,

where miming skills are available to all. You can go in there and scream or have a talk with

an imaginary person. As long as you make no sound. We do not need to include the doctors

from a mental institution in this exercise, so keep your sound level at zero. As I mentioned

earlier, the washroom is a judgement free zone so nobody will label you mad or insane. I

promise! (Well unless it’s a self declaration, then good on you my friend!)

And that’s all I had for you guys today. Bonus points are that sometimes when I’m feeling

low, I give myself a pep talk to get out of the funk and onto the rainbows and stars while in

the washrooom, oh and also doing ze business!

Thanks for reading and have a good one!!

Hey guys! My name is Jacky and I have this belief that Jack2y looks much better than Jacky. Oh and also that the world is a much better place when we work together. So I will share stories and insights and I would love to get to know you and your story. FYI I have an obsession with cake! Thank you for being you!!

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