I would like to address a matter that most of us (and by most of us, I mean hopefully not just me) go through on a daily
basis. What do you really do when you go to the washroom?
This happens so many times, both in real life and in movies. A girl would just be
overwhelmed by emotions and rush to the washroom, close the stall and ball her eyes out.
And do you know why this happens. Well the washroom not only provides privacy, but also
water to clean up the tear stains as well as a mirror to fix up ze make up and continue to slay
throughout the day. “Jacky, you seem to have a lot of experience in this.” Ssshhhhhhh, others
might hear you.
Let me tell you something funny I used to do when I was younger, I used to cry in the
washroom, a lot, but I did my best not to make any sound so that no one else could hear me.
So it’s like I was miming with tears streaming down my face. Hehe…..
- Solo Dance Party!!
If you do have one of those days when you just feel stiff or anxious for no reason, then do go
into the washroom to get down to some imaginary music. No no, you are not mad. You just
know how to utilise. But I’m not talking about doing the splits, no. 24 carat magic by Bruno
Mars typa slaying. There’s nobody to impress, so just letting loose is all it’s about. Join us
- Going through ze phone
I don’t know if I’m the only one who does this, because I would be in there just scrolling
through Instagram and snap chat. Yet I’m already done. Yet I will stay there a couple more
minutes. Well a bit more than that, but the washroom is a judgement free zone so let’s keep it
that way. By the way, it may not be advisable to use your phone in there because it might slip
and fall inside the “water”. (From experience, don’t judge me…)
- Letting out frustrations
Sometimes we all need an outlet. Well my friend, let me introduce you to the washroom,
where miming skills are available to all. You can go in there and scream or have a talk with
an imaginary person. As long as you make no sound. We do not need to include the doctors
from a mental institution in this exercise, so keep your sound level at zero. As I mentioned
earlier, the washroom is a judgement free zone so nobody will label you mad or insane. I
promise! (Well unless it’s a self declaration, then good on you my friend!)
And that’s all I had for you guys today. Bonus points are that sometimes when I’m feeling
low, I give myself a pep talk to get out of the funk and onto the rainbows and stars while in
the washrooom, oh and also doing ze business!
Thanks for reading and have a good one!!